So this is my first attempt at blogging.....hmmmm (Lady FQ will completely understand that hmmm noise). for the benefit of those who are not yet accustomed to the many noises that women make to announce there pleasure or displeasure, take the time of an evening or even at work to analyse these interesting moments when women respond to various questions with the following:

raised eyebrows
hmmmmmm (vacant interest in what you have to say)
Weak smile
hmmmmm (Starting to get bored now but partially listening)
twirling of the hair
hmmmm (Mild irritation but I'll humour you and maybe you'll be quiet soon)
fiddling with jewelry
hmmm (.....when are they going to stop talking)
frantically typing on the keyboard
hmm (...be quiet and leave me alone)
blank expression no response
hm (...SHUT UP, TURN AROUND, DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH ME UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY OR BETTER STILL DONT TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN!!!!)

So now you have all been officially educated on one of my many observations - I shall now explain the delights that is the above title.

Designer clothers, designer names, dirty babies. An odd title I know but one that is very fitting when you consider what we as dads have to contend with when it comes to our precious little ones. You see we start of gettting to a point in life where designer items have no relevance (unless your still one of those vain dad's), and then they arrive and what's the first thing we think they'll look cute in......a little armani babygro, some tommy hilfiger pumps. After we've spent more on clothes than our mortgage we dress little 'Apple of my eye, cute raindrops sparkling in the sunshine Mitchell' (That's the designer name bit by the way) only to realise that as we walk through the door daddy forgot one vital essential..................NAPPY. Our beautiful liTtle bundle of designer joy is now fully coated in a sticky substance that only Uncle Daz can help with - - - And so begins my story............enjoy - On a more serious note as these mini chapters of my characters life are published your feedback on them would be appreciated - - sorry I'll conlcude again, and so begins my store................enjoy